Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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