I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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