ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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