Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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