I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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