this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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