Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just cut my nipple shaving
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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