Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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