you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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