Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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