why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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