so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I have already put on my inside pants.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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