he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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