GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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