Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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