There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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