Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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