Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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