i just wanna soil my oats bro
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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