And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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