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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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