i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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