You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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