drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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