I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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