i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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