Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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