well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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