she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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