is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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