I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.