do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Is this like a preordered booty call?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night