Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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