Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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