i just google imaged poop.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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