Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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