No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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