this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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