his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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