Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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