So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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