Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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