You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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