I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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