oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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