How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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