Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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