Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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