just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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