did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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