Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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