How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My bed smells like the plague
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
