I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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