I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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