I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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